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Category: English Love SMS, English SMS, Love SMS, Romantic SMS | Total views: 25,650 | characters: 152

A REAL boyfriend knows his girl like the back of his hand.
He knows when she’s mad, sad, aggravated, happy, hurt, etc.
B/C that’s HIS girl…!! <3 <3




Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 31,740 | characters: 472

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in emtpy stomach, beacause when you eat the 2nd apple, that’s not in empty stomach!
Girl: Wow, super joke… i’ll tell my friend.
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Girl to other Girl: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Other Girl: I can eat 10
Girl: Pagal, 6 bolti to main mast joke sunati!! :-D :-P


Category: English Love SMS, English SMS | Total views: 5 | characters: 203

Gf:- Baby i seriously don’t know why your ex hates me so much

Bf:- Look at the keyboard on your computer

Gf:- Why???

Bf:- Because U and I are together, and my U come above my X

Gf:- *Blushes*