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A successful marriage

Guest — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:58:08 +0000

A successful marriage is based
On give and take:
.
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
.
And
.
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions husband takes it..!!.

if you are cold at night

Guest — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:54:52 +0000

If you are cold at night,
let the promise of my
love cover you like a
‘warm blanket’
.
Love You :*

when i am talking with you

Guest — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:52:42 +0000

I Prefer Texting Over
Phone Calls
Because
It Gives Me More Time
To Think About What To Say:)
.
Happy Valentine my Love <3

Love is a smoke made with fume

Guest — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:00:07 +0000

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers eyes.
Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers tears.
What is it else? A madness most discreet,
a choking gall and a preserving sweet ….

Every Girl On FB Has

Guest — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:50:11 +0000

Every Girl On FB Has Atleast
3 – 4 Unreplied Messages From Stranger Boys Saying :
.
“Hi, How Are You?”
.
“Hello Ji, Kaisi Ho?”
.
“Hi, You Look Very Beautiful”
.
“Can We Be Friends?”
.
“Plz Accept My Frnd Request”
.
“Plz Send Me Request, My Request Is Blocked”
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LOL Like if its true… =p

Face Your deficiencies

Guest — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:18:19 +0000

Face Your deficiencies and
acknowledge them: but do not
let them master you.Let them
teach you patience,sweetness,
insight.

Never show one sided Affection

Guest — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:59:49 +0000

Never show one sided Affection
and care to anyone in this
Deceptive world…
Because its Human tendency
To Underestimate anything Given
Free Of Cost!

Don’t let loneliness drive you back

Guest — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 09:08:37 +0000

Don’t let loneliness drive you back
onto the arms of someone
who you know doesn’t care about you.

When God closes a door

Guest — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 09:07:49 +0000

When God closes a door,
He opens a window..
but at times He shuts both.
Worry not for He would tear down.