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What is Talent and what is Intelligence

admin — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:24:48 +0000

What is Talent and what is Intelligence ?
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Walking on a tight r0pe over Niagra Falls is Talent.
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n0t Trying such a thing is called Intelligence :-p

Why R U pregnant

admin — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:03:54 +0000

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”

Mom: Tell me who is he?
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Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

Shall We Try Different Position Tonight

admin — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:02:57 +0000

Wife: “Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?”
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Husband: “Excellent idea”
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Wife: “U Stand at Sink……

& Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV”… =P ;->

Interesting Confusions

admin — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 05:42:13 +0000

Interesting Confusions:
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1. Can You cry Under Water?
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2. Do Fish ever get Thirsty?
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3. Why don’t Birds fall out of Trees when they Sleep?
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4. What do You call a male Lady bird?
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5. Why is it called Building when it’s already Built?
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6. When they say Dog food is new & Improved in taste, Who Tastes it?
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7. If Money doesn’t Grow on trees then why Banks have Branches?
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8. Why does a Round Pizza come in Square box?
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9. Why doesn’t Glue stick to its Bottle?

The best quote

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:56:22 +0000

The best quote:

“Everyone has a BEST FRIEND during each stage of life,
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Only lucky ones have the same friend in all stages of life.

When GOD takes away something

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:50:33 +0000

When GOD takes away something from ur hands,

Don’t think He’s punishing u.

He is merely emptying ur hand, for u 2 receive something better.

A message for all

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:49:58 +0000

A message for all:

“Allah does not like the hardness of tongue that is why Allah made it boneless”

U Will find the endless hope

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:48:56 +0000

“If U Walk the Way guided by humans,
U Will find a hopeless end”

But

“If U Will Walk
the Way guided by Allah,
U Will find the endless hope”

Integrity and Marbles

admin — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:03:28 +0000

Integrity and Marbles
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A boy and a girl were playing together.
The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets.
The girl agreed.
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The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble
aside and gave the rest to the girl.
The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.
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That night, the girl slept peacefully.. .But the boy couldn’t

sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets
from him the way he had hidden his best marble.