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Category: English SMS | Total views: 34 | characters: 195

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Latest & New collection of english sms jokes & text messages in english language only
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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS | Total views: 341 | characters: 562

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READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
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he almost fainted to see..
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Category: English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 24 | characters: 370

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2 friends,
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“see” & “saw”:
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1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
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That is how to exercise your brain..!

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Category: English SMS, Flirt SMS | Total views: 16 | characters: 183

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A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked:
Which One is Your Best Girlfriend?

He Replied: The Next One.

MORAL:
Always Aim high & Continuously Improve Your Performance. :-)

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Category: English SMS, Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 108 | characters: 167

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A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)

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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 535 | characters: 155

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Height of Patriotism:

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