English SMS / text Messages

Category: English SMS | Total views: 69 | characters: 195

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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 50 | characters: 321

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !

Readers are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog

Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Friendship SMS | Total views: 21 | characters: 186

A true best friend: will always be there,
will love you,
wil wipe away your tears,
will laugh with you, will be crazy,
will be stupid, and will be beside you till the day you die