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A successful marriage is based
On give and take:
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Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
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And
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Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions husband takes it..!!.
If you are cold at night,
let the promise of my
love cover you like a
‘warm blanket’
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Love You :*
I Prefer Texting Over
Phone Calls
Because
It Gives Me More Time
To Think About What To Say:)
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Happy Valentine my Love <3 
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers eyes.
Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers tears.
What is it else? A madness most discreet,
a choking gall and a preserving sweet ….
Every Girl On FB Has Atleast
3 – 4 Unreplied Messages From Stranger Boys Saying :
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“Hi, How Are You?”
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“Hello Ji, Kaisi Ho?”
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“Hi, You Look Very Beautiful”
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“Can We Be Friends?”
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“Plz Accept My Frnd Request”
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“Plz Send Me Request, My Request Is Blocked” 
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LOL Like if its true… =p 