Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS | Total views: 51 | characters: 160
Pathan puts his hand on his girlfrnd’s
hand while driving from Islamabad to lahore.
She smiles n says: u can go further.
&
Pathan drives
to multan ;-D
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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS | Total views: 51 | characters: 160
Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Exam SMS | Total views: 6,362 | characters: 226
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then Atleast Confuse Them”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS | Total views: 1,141 | characters: 424
*A Pathan & an American met on a plane
& had a bet dat if Pathan fails
to ans his ques he must give 5$ & if American fails he has to giv 500$!
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*Amrcn:
wats d diff b/w earth & moon?
Pathan silently gives 5$!
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*Pathan:
wich is d animal wid 3legs, goes to d mountain & returns wid 4legs?
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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS | Total views: 2,182 | characters: 191
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep Is
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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS | Total views: 58 | characters: 166
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)