Category: English Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 7 | characters: 128
Hey dude Congrats!
Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement.
Why should girls have all the fun
Hey dude Congrats!
Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement.
Why should girls have all the fun
when girl ties seat belt in the car how do they look like
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like a percentage symbol..
Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited
Son: Teacher says, Father is the pillar of the family then whats mom?
Dad: She makes the pillar stiff,
strong and worthwhile to raise a family…
sometimes I’m too scared
to look into your beautiful eyes cause
i don’t want to fall even more in love with you ♥