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Cute Prayer
Child: God, Plz i don’t want 3rd world war.

God: Why? U luv ur country so much?

Child: No God, I am weak in history I can’t study another war -)

Boyz Vs Girlz…
Girl:how many applez can u eat in empty stomach.
Boy:4 apples
girl:u can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple thn ur stomach is not empty
boy:super joke i’ll tell my frndz..
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(boy to his frnd)
boy:how many apples can u eat in empty stomach
frnd:6 apples
boy:hat yaar!..agar 4 bolta to ek mast joke sunata..

When I smoke,
i feel ashamed
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then i lo0k at the cigarette
n
think of those poor workers in the cigarette factory, their dreams n hopes.

If i don’t smoke, they will be jobless.

My Motto: Live for otherz(Gullu Charsi)

Textaphrenia is a new type of disease
mainly found in blood of teenagrs,in whch,
prsn thinks He has heard or felt a new text msg vibration whn dere is no msg!

Woman Is Completely Harmless And
Doesnt Believe In Violence..
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Until Her Nailpolish Gets Dry..