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The Shortest Relation In Life Is Between Students & Books
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They Get Committed Couple Of Dáys Before Exams
& After Exams Break Up.
The Shortest Relation In Life Is Between Students & Books
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They Get Committed Couple Of Dáys Before Exams
& After Exams Break Up.
A women is going home from work along the highway. .
Her husband calls her and says.
“be careful dear.its just been on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way on the highway”!
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.”someone?” she replied,
“there are hundreds of them!”
Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions:
1. Which mouse has 2 legs?
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Mickey Mouse!!
2. Which duck has 2 legs?
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If ur answer is Donald Duck,
U r under stress. Because all ducks have 2 legs… ![]()
So, please relax and enjoy life…!
Funny truth..
No one is as ugly as their identy card pic.
Nor as good looking as their facebook profile pic :p
Boyfrnd bck home: Pack ur bag honey,
I’ve won Rs10 crores in a lottery.
GF: Wow! Dubai or Switzerland?
BF: Who Cares?
U jst pack ur bag &
Get Lost