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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 45 | characters: 147

The Shortest Relation In Life Is Between Students & Books
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They Get Committed Couple Of Dáys Before Exams
& After Exams Break Up. ;)


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 41 | characters: 277

A women is going home from work along the highway. .

Her husband calls her and says.

“be careful dear.its just been on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way on the highway”!
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.”someone?” she replied,
“there are hundreds of them!”


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 24 | characters: 348

Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions:

1. Which mouse has 2 legs?

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Mickey Mouse!!

2. Which duck has 2 legs?

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If ur answer is Donald Duck,
U r under stress. Because all ducks have 2 legs… ;-)
So, please relax and enjoy life…!




Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 21 | characters: 160

Boyfrnd bck home: Pack ur bag honey,

I’ve won Rs10 crores in a lottery.

GF: Wow! Dubai or Switzerland?
BF: Who Cares?
U jst pack ur bag &
Get Lost :-P