Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 15 | characters: 148
Definition of Nurse: Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding your Hand Looking in to your eyes
‘nd still Wants your Pulse to be normal”’…
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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 15 | characters: 148
Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 7 | characters: 74
In Arguments,
If You’re
Loosing,
Start Correcting Their
Grammar :p
Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 31,740 | characters: 472
Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in emtpy stomach, beacause when you eat the 2nd apple, that’s not in empty stomach!
Girl: Wow, super joke… i’ll tell my friend.
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Girl to other Girl: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Other Girl: I can eat 10
Girl: Pagal, 6 bolti to main mast joke sunati!! 
Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 17 | characters: 84
The only loss which gives a sense of fulfillment is..
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Virginity!!
Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 8 | characters: 180
Son – “Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?”
Dad – “Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident.
Your friend Timmy is also my son. That’s confidential.”