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Superb Insult

Girl:I Have Changed My Mind..!!

Boy:Thank God,
But Does The New One Works?

Extreme Flirt:

Boy-Wanna go out ??

Gal-I have a boyfriend

Boy-I have a Fish

Gal-What ??

Boy-Oh!! I thought v r thinking about the things that doesn’t matter

Man at gift shop: I want to buy a ladies wrist watch..
Shopkeeper asked shortly:
Do you want it for your spouse or
should i show you a branded one?

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”
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She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”
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The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: “I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!”