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A successful marriage

Guest — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:58:08 +0000

A successful marriage is based
On give and take:
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Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
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And
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Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions husband takes it..!!.

Love happens automatically..

Guest — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:28:42 +0000

Love happens automatically…

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Manual working is called flirting xP =p

Every Girl On FB Has

Guest — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:50:11 +0000

Every Girl On FB Has Atleast
3 – 4 Unreplied Messages From Stranger Boys Saying :
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“Hi, How Are You?”
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“Hello Ji, Kaisi Ho?”
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“Hi, You Look Very Beautiful”
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“Can We Be Friends?”
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“Plz Accept My Frnd Request”
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“Plz Send Me Request, My Request Is Blocked”
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LOL Like if its true… =p

Valentine day 2012 is approaching fast

Guest — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:36:57 +0000

That Awkward Moment
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When You Realize
‘ Valentine’s Day ‘ Is
Approaching Fast
And
The 0nly 0ne Who Loves
You Is Your PET… ;( =P

husband face

Guest — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:23:10 +0000

Doctor: Do you watch your husband face while enjoyment?
Lady: Yes, i saw once and i saw lots of anger on his face.
Doctor: why, is he short temper?
Lady: No, because he was watching me from window…

birth control pill

Guest — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:21:52 +0000

A baby was just born.
He had all his pieces and looked quite normal,
except that he was laughing like crazy
his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes.
his fingers to check if the hand was all right,and guess what he found?
The birth control pill!

wife is a liar

Guest — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:20:11 +0000

“That wife of mine is a liar, Angry husband
How do you know? the friend asked.
She didn’t come home last night,
and when I asked her where she’d been,she said she’d spent the night with her sister,Shirley
Friend: So?
Husband: So,she’s a liar.
I spent the night with Shirley!

clock in classroom

Guest — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 07:54:35 +0000

Words written above a classroom Clock.

“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,

Coz too many Students are watching It..!”

best month to get married

Guest — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 07:52:34 +0000

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary

1st Man: Don’t Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month

2nd Man: Exactly….