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BANKRUPT LOVER …
“Nothing In This World
Is Expensive Than
…Having A GIRLFRIEND
Who’s Totallly Free On
WEEKEND …. ! ” =P xD
Interviewer – What is the recession ????
Candidate –
when Wine and Women replaced by Water and Wife ,
that critical stage of life is called Recession :
Staying At A Small Town
Hotel, A Man Ordered Tea.
Shortly Afterwards,
A Girl Threw Open The Door.
Sugar In Your Tea? She Shouted.
…No, Thank You, Man Replied.
Ah, Well, Don’t Stir It Then… =P 
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women.
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A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked:
Which One is Your Best Girlfriend?
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He Replied: The Next One.
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MORAL:
Always Aim high Continuously Improve Your Performance. 
