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A successful marriage is based
On give and take:
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Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
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And
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Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions husband takes it..!!.
Love happens automatically…
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Manual working is called flirting xP =p
Every Girl On FB Has Atleast
3 – 4 Unreplied Messages From Stranger Boys Saying :
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“Hi, How Are You?”
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“Hello Ji, Kaisi Ho?”
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“Hi, You Look Very Beautiful”
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“Can We Be Friends?”
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“Plz Accept My Frnd Request”
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“Plz Send Me Request, My Request Is Blocked” 
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LOL Like if its true… =p 
That Awkward Moment
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When You Realize
‘ Valentine’s Day ‘ Is
Approaching Fast
And
The 0nly 0ne Who Loves
You Is Your PET… ;( =P
Doctor: Do you watch your husband face while enjoyment?
Lady: Yes, i saw once and i saw lots of anger on his face.
Doctor: why, is he short temper?
Lady: No, because he was watching me from window…