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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 36 | characters: 321

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !

Readers are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 18 | characters: 186

Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time …
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes….




Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 30 | characters: 250

Husband: Sit down,
I’ve got something to tell you.
Wife: What is it?
Husband: I took $50 out of your purse last night.
Wife: Thank god! I thought you were going to tell me that you slept with another woman!
Husband: It was for a pr0stit*te.