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READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
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he almost fainted to see..
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Height of Patriotism:

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Son: Papa what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears?

Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart &
wife’s tears hit your pocket.,

Once a smoker was smoking in airport..
A gentleman arive nd ask him ,
“aik din me kitne cgrette pi lete ho?”
smoker: why?
Gntlman: agr tm ab tak zndgi me cgrette pe khrch kiay
gaye paisy bchaty to samne khra hua plane tmhara hota..
Smoker:to kia wo plane apka hai?
Gntlman: ni
Smoker: thanks sir for ur advice wo plane mera hi hai…
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Beta zyada bhashan dene sy kachi ho jati hai…

5 men are raping a woman.

The woman is laughing nonstop.
So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn.

She replies,
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