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Category: Eid Mubarak SMS | Total views: 117 | characters: 143

Hasi k liye gam kurban,
khushi k liye aansu kurban,
dost tere liye to Jaan b kurban,
agar sms nahi bheja to agli
‘Bakra EID’ ko tu b kurban


Category: ASCII SMS, Eid Mubarak SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS | Total views: 231 | characters: 137

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Gaiya bhej raha hu
Roz 10 kg Doodh deti Hay
Doodh bech K balance daal lena:p


Category: Eid Mubarak SMS | Total views: 84 | characters: 174

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Ye lo Bakra

Eid tk isy khilana pilana roz sham ko

Sair krwna or Eid pe wapas kr daina

Maine Qurbani b karni hy………..




Category: Eid Mubarak SMS | Total views: 49 | characters: 147

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Aey merey BAEL JALDI jaao,

jo mujhe sms nahi karte unke mobile par TAKKAR maar k aao.


Category: Eid Mubarak SMS | Total views: 124 | characters: 160

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Bell ka bacha hai EID ka tohfa samjh

k rakh lo Eid tak Bara ho jaye ga:-)