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Category: Double meaning SMS | Total views: 8 | characters: 340

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Category: Double meaning SMS | Total views: 8 | characters: 149

Woman has Man in it
Mrs. has Mr. in it
Female has Male in it
She has He in it
Madam has Adam in it
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Category: Double meaning SMS, English Funny SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 124 | characters: 238

The teacher asks Timmy “why is your cat at school today?”
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Timmy says, crying, ”
Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy,
‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!”.. :P :D
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Hit Like If You Get It.. :P

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Category: Double meaning SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 121 | characters: 398

When I was a KID:
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Pussy meant CAT,
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Sex meant GENDER,
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Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,
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Dick was a NAME,
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BJ was a NICK-NAME,
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Bang was a SOUND,
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Rubber was just like PLASTIC,
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Ass was an ANIMAL,
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Screw was just a NUT,
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Tit was a SNACK,
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Head meant a part of BODY !!
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But Now ____________
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Everything is just Damn Complicated .???…. ;) :-P
Like iF yOu Agree!! =PP

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Category: Double meaning SMS, English Funny SMS, English SMS | Total views: 5,242 | characters: 203

PROCEED ONLY IF YOU ARE
18 OR ABOVE:

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Category: Double meaning SMS, English SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 5,272 | characters: 253

Kareena has small.!

Rakhi has big.!

Ranimukerji has 1 big 1 small!

Aishwaryarai has two small!

What’s dat?
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