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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS, Love SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 51,962 | characters: 797

AwesOme Story Must Read ♥
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Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor…♥
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
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Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him….
He prays that they shud not have a
fight..♥
He finds a note near the table…♥
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“Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery… ♥
i’ll cum running back to you, my love.
I love you. …”♥
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He gets surprised and asks his son..,
‘wat happend last nite..?’ ♥
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Son told…,”
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when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said……” ♥
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” Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone…
I M Married !!!”
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Thats True Love…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)


Category: English Love SMS, English SMS, Love SMS | Total views: 17 | characters: 105

When u r in true relationship,
no matter how much u fight and laugh,
everything end in “I LOVE YOU” ♥