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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS | Total views: 21 | characters: 443

I ♥ My FAMILY..do U??

Boy : Do you love me more than ur family ?

Girl : No

Boy : why ?

Girl : okay Listen dis

when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.

When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was.

When i cried . u didn’t gave me your toys to play. .but my brother n sister did.

My family is more precious than anything else.

**Thumbs up if u agree**


Category: Broken Heart SMS, Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Sad SMS | Total views: 14 | characters: 293

if the relationship ends,
it dosent mean that this world is end no,
that relationship ends bcoz that was nt made 4 you.
You wil have true relationship when god knw this person is in true relationship that tim u wil have ur true relation ship which wont brakeup until you die…..!!!!!!!


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS, Love SMS | Total views: 31,324 | characters: 137

Four main reasons a girl wil stop texting you:
1.You got her mad
2.You got boring
3.She fell asleep
4.You said the letter ‘K’.. ;) :D




Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS | Total views: 24 | characters: 456

♥ You lie to your parents for your lover,
but
why not to you lover for you parents? :/
.
♥ To marry your lover you leave your parents,
but
why don’t you leave Ur lover for your parents? :|
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♥ You ask you lover whether he/she has taken lunch on time…
but
have you ever asked the same question to your parents ? :(
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♥ You leave all your bad habits for 1 promise to your lover,
but
why not after the repeated advice of dad ?