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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Mother's Day SMS | Total views: 6 | characters: 122

“Combination of million words from 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.”:)
LuvE u M0m..
Happy Mother`s daY ♥


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 18 | characters: 428

Har ek ladki hoti hai maa baap ki jaan….
facebook par photo dalkar na karo badnaam….
kya pta us din yeh dharti hi hil jaye….
jab kisi page par tumhari behan ki photo mil
jaye….
us din aankh se bebasi ke aansu mat rona….
main sach kahta hun logo apne zameer ko mat
khona ”
.
yeh poem un Sab k liye hai
jo kisi ladki ki photo churakar upload karke
yeh puchte hai “item kaisi hai?”
.
aapko kya lagta hai ????


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS | Total views: 20 | characters: 560

A Girl asked her Boyfriend
.
GF: Why do you love me?
BF: I have no reason.
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GF didnt like it ‘n replied
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GF: No. Give me a reason.
BF: Ohkay… ‘Coz you’re beautiful, caring ‘n attractive.
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Girl was satisfied,
Then one day she got sick ‘n look Terribly Thin, Pale ‘n Weak…
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GF: Do you still love me?
BF: Now that you’re not pretty ‘n attractive do i have a reason to love you?
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Girl Cried…
The boy hold her hand ‘n said
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BF: Now you Understand?
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“Love doesn’t need reasons.
I Love You ‘n still love you no matter what Happens.”