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Ulta Kr K Pharo


Category: ASCII SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 296 | characters: 137

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(,| /\/ \-/ ”’|
|/\| |”| _|_

Pharna Nahai Aa Raha Kia

Meri Jaan Mobile Ko Ulta Kr K Pharo…

I will ShooT You


Category: ASCII SMS | Total views: 90 | characters: 67

I will ShooT You..!

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£/ ////______l
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/__/

Jee Karda


Category: ASCII SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 78 | characters: 289

g krda \(’.')/
(”)
bai _/”\_
\(’.')/
/”/ g krda
_/”\_
\(’.')/
(”)
_/”\_
tenu kol bthava g krda.
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Ab kya pura song wid movie dekhna hai?
chal nikal. ;->



Go to write msg option


Category: ASCII SMS, April Fool SMS | Total views: 130 | characters: 136

Go to write msg option.
Turn T9 dictionary on and then write:
277451366514612382623
and then see the magic :-)

HavE FuN (’;')

Rose for a Rose


Category: ASCII SMS, Romantic SMS | Total views: 36,265 | characters: 161

A Beautiful Rose for a Rose
….._.;_’.-._
…{`–..-.’_,}
.{;..\,__…-’/}
.{ ..’-`.._;..-’;
….`’–.._..-’
……..,–\\..,-”- .
……..`-..\(..’-…\