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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow……!!
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
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Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not [...]
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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!