A man went to Peshawar
he saw 1 rupee coin everywhere
he asked someone on the road
Ye Sikke (coins) kis k giray hain,
Man: ye logon k gairay hain
Foreign Man: to unho ne uthaye q nahi?
Man: tum utha kar dekh lo…!
Jaise hi forign man Sikka (coin) uthane k liye jhuka
do PaThaNo ne AakaR aik SaaTh us ki Gand maaR Di…:p
aik Budiya aik Bache se: Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: Aap ne Ise Diploma q KahA ..?
DadI: Meri Beti College se DIPLOMA lene gaye thi,
Ye LekaR Aaye HaY..!
Faraz ka beta Mehangai
se tang aa kaR boLa,
ZardaRi ki Behan ki ChoOt mein
LoRa NaWaZ ka,
Har roZ bhOoka Sota hay ChoRa
FarAz Ka..!
Sales Girl: sorry sir you can’t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn’t mean
you start fucking here
What is common between Move cream and a penis?
Dono gehraai tak jaaye,
garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye.
“Aahhh se A-haaaa tak”.
