A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
As he passes his parent’s bedroom
he peeks in through the keyhole.
He watches for a moment,
then continues on down, saying to himself,
“Boy, and she gets mad at me for s*****g my thumb
A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.
The clerk- What’s the problem,Wouldn’t ur cat eat them?”
The woman’s eyes got very large, and she whispered,
“Do you mean to tell me that ‘Pu**y Treats’ are for cats?”
Son came 2 house,awfully late.
Dad stood thr,vry angry. Do u knw wht time it is? Whr d hell hv u been?
Son answrd, I had s**x 4 d 1st time!
Dad smiled,Wel,Let’s hv a beer,sit down,talk abt it!
Son shrugged,Dad,I can’t sit. My asss hurts too much! Dad fainted!
Men were born between the legs of a woman,
yet men spend all their
Life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman……
Why?
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Because …
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Home sweet home !
A guy says,
“I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.”
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“Yeah? What happened?” asked his friend.
The first guy replies,
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