Category: English Funny SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 11 | characters: 162
Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited
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Category: English Funny SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 11 | characters: 162
Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 13 | characters: 177
A man married lady traffic police.
Friend- How was your 1st night?
Man-she collected Rs.100 from me for overspeed.
Rs.200 for wrongside entry, Rs 500 for witout helmat.
Category: Double meaning SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 138 | characters: 115
your girlfriend is your right hand…
but
if ur girlfriend is away
then
your right hand is your girlfriend…
Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 10 | characters: 161
Whats d heights of tension?
When u get 2 c cl**vage of se*y teacher sitting right in front of u, during last 5 minutes of exam u got 2 write a lot to pass….
Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 15 | characters: 101
A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman.
after two days boy died,
because
he drank expired milk…..