Few creative Quotes for Girls T-shirts.
1.”Touch here, if u dare”.
2.”weapons of mass destruction”.
3.”looking for FREE,touching costs”.
4.”Now more taster and healthier”.
5.”round figure”.6.”Handle with care”.
7.”Dangerous curves ahead”.
8.”tasted by experts”.
The only loss which gives a sense of fulfillment is..
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Virginity!! 
At a classroom a girls bra has broken
with sound “took”,then a boy of her
backside asked, what happend?
The girl said 2 birds are free from
the CAGE now
Hot Adult sms messages
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Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn’t laugh at a 3 inch floppy
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My heart was beating fast!!!
She Spread Her Legs Apart
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And When She Did
I Felt No Shame
As All At Once The White Stuff Came
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At Last It Was Finished
Its All Over Now,
My First Time. Milking A Cow!!!
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A girl looks at a mans tatoo:
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NIKE on his arms,
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REEBOK on his legs,
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she screamed when she saw AIDS on his ====.
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“Relax” he said, if it erects, it reads ADIDAS
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Real Problem of old age:
Every part of your body feels stiff except :
the part that you want stiff.!
Enjoy your age before its too late -)
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when girl ties seat belt in the car how do they look like
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like a percentage symbol..
