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I want her back

Guest — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:58:49 +0000

A Very Emotional Lines-
” I want her back……..
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….And her front too…!”

Judy got married and had 13 children

Guest — Sun, 13 May 2012 19:41:30 +0000

Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband, Ted, passed away
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy again remarried, and this time,
she and John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they are finally together.”
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret …
“Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”
Margaret replied, “I think he means her legs, Ethel . . . her legs.” ;D

Why girls are more hot than boys

Guest — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 07:45:17 +0000

Why girls are more hot than boys
‘coz
boys have 2 zero watt bulbs and 1 40 watt tube-light
girls have 2 500 watt bulbs and 1 3000 watt oven

Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingers

Guest — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 07:44:11 +0000

Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingers
If Dey Dnt Fit
Force Dem In If the Hole is Big
Move Up and Down Slowly

Ooh Yes..

Can U Fil It?

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‘Dats How U Wash A Glass