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girl screwed by a Transformer

Guest — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 17:57:15 +0000

Kid to Pregnant girl at Bus stop,

What are u expecting ?

Girl: A Bus,

The Kid turns to his mate and says,

Wow this Bitch got Screwed by a Transformer

The most difficult golf course in the world is..

Guest — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:46:09 +0000

The most difficult golf course in the world is..
Women Hole any
style you play as many shots you try..
and as much perfection you have..you
can never get your balls in!!

Man to his 22year old Wife

admin — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 19:02:00 +0000

Man to his 22yr Wife After their 1st Nite:

U didn’t Make any Noise Like “AH,aah,uhh,oochh”During makeout.

Wife: I Stopped that silly habbit when i was 16 )

Cat in school

Guest — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:48:28 +0000

The teacher asks Timmy “why is your cat at school today?”
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Timmy says, crying, ”
Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy,
‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!”..
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Hit Like If You Get It..

when i was a kid

Guest — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:47:19 +0000

When I was a KID:
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Pussy meant CAT,
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Sex meant GENDER,
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Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,
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Dick was a NAME,
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BJ was a NICK-NAME,
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Bang was a SOUND,
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Rubber was just like PLASTIC,
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Ass was an ANIMAL,
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Screw was just a NUT,
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Tit was a SNACK,
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Head meant a part of BODY !!
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But Now ____________
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Everything is just Damn Complicated .???….
Like iF yOu Agree!! =PP

Boy n girl on Bed

Guest — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:45:10 +0000

Boy and girl just had sex.
Girl: Ever met someone as hot as me in bed? ;p
Boy: Uhmm…Yeah just the one.
Girl: Ohh…
Boy: Yeah she’s got the same hair colour.
Girl: …….
Boy: Same surname.
Lives at this address. Looks a lot like you!
Girl: Awwww…That’s so sweet ….
Boy: Yeah your mum’s awesome.
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Hit Like if u like It PPP

4 types of sex

Guest — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:42:17 +0000

Four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house.
BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while,only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX – After you’ve been married for many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “FUCK YOU”
and
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COURTROOM SEX – When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court for every penny you’ve got.
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Please Like this message so we can add more like this.

Boy goes to chemist

Guest — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:37:27 +0000

Boy Goes to a Chemist & Said: Give
Me a Condom, I’m Going to My Gfs
house for Dinner. Actually
Give Me 2 More. Her Sis is a
Bomb!! & Her Mom is Still Hot ♥ ;p
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During Dinner..
Girl’s Father Came to Home.. Boy
Lowers his Head Immediately &
Start Praying..
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Girl:
I Never Knew You are So
Religious ;p
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Boy: I Never Knew Your Father is a
CHEMIST! ;@ ;p

bicycle repairer

Guest — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 14:20:55 +0000

First night husband:
I can’t find ur hole,
Wife: but why?
Husband:
sweetheart i’m a Bycycle repairer,
i can”t…….
find the hole untill sink into the water.