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Kid to Pregnant girl at Bus stop,
What are u expecting ?
Girl: A Bus,
The Kid turns to his mate and says,
Wow this Bitch got Screwed by a Transformer 
The most difficult golf course in the world is..
Women Hole any
style you play as many shots you try..
and as much perfection you have..you
can never get your balls in!!
Man to his 22yr Wife After their 1st Nite:
U didn’t Make any Noise Like “AH,aah,uhh,oochh”During makeout.
Wife: I Stopped that silly habbit when i was 16 
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The teacher asks Timmy “why is your cat at school today?”
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Timmy says, crying, ”
Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy,
‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!”.. 
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Hit Like If You Get It..
When I was a KID:
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Pussy meant CAT,
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Sex meant GENDER,
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Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,
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Dick was a NAME,
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BJ was a NICK-NAME,
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Bang was a SOUND,
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Rubber was just like PLASTIC,
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Ass was an ANIMAL,
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Screw was just a NUT,
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Tit was a SNACK,
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Head meant a part of BODY !!
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But Now ____________
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Everything is just Damn Complicated .???…. 
Like iF yOu Agree!! =PP