Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 332 | characters: 456
Teacher asks johnny: if there were 5 birds on a fence n u shot 1,
how many wud b left?
johny:none, as othrs wil fly away.
Teacher:the answer is 4, but i like the way u think.
Johny:i have a question madam.
If 3 women r eating icecream.
one licking,
one biting n one sucking,
which one is married?
Teacher nervously replies:well,the one sucking the cone.
johny: no,
The one with the wedding ring on her finger.
But i like the way u think…!!!
