Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 5,771 | characters: 187
An 85yrs old lady wanted her gravestone to read as
“Born virgin, lived virgin & died virgin”
The sculptor shortened it as
“PARCEL RETURNED UNOPENED!” 
Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 5,771 | characters: 187
