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Baap: kyu beta ladki psand aayi tumhe?

Beta: papa ladki to bahut moti hai

Baap: Beta ghar kitna bhi bada ho
Darwaaza chhota hi hota hai!

Zoo me hati ka **** dekh k bachha bola:
Maa ye kya h?
Maa:Kuch nhi h
Turant Papa ne bola:
Dekha beta teri maa k liye ye bhi
kuch nahi hai

Sabese Himmat Wala insaan kaun?
Dhobi……Q?
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Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : “Google Singh”
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.