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It’s a nice weather today in Lahore.
Let’s start with tomorrow’s cricket news…….:D
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Judge: Mujram ko Phansi say pehly :
Koi aakhri khawish ho to bata do.
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1 Sardar pepsi se poti dho raha tha.

2nd sardar:

oey ye kya kar raha hai? Pani se dho na?

Sardar:

“kis nay kaha tha pepsi pay 5 rupay kam kar do?”

Sailaab,
match fixing,
jaali deegrees,
sialkot,
karachi,
multaan case
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corruption ek taraf,
magr ek baat ka abhi tk pta nhi chala k
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Eid ka chaand 29 ka hoga ya 30 ka?
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MORAL:
hr sms me pepsi ka zikar nhi hota :-p !!!….>

Ques: Tum Mein Aur Pepsi Mein Kaya Similarity Hai?
Ans: Both R Cool Sweet Sub Pasand Karte Hai Aur Most Imp Similarity…
Dimag Ki Jagah ‘DHAKKAN’ Hai..!

1 Dehati Aurat Check Cash Karwany Bank Gai.

Clerk: Yahan Sign Karo.

Aurat: Kasie?

Clerk: Jaisy Khat K Aakhir Me Likhte Hai.

She Wrote:
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Faqat

Teri

Kakay di MAA.